Single dating question for girls: girlfriend gave birth...will not shut up about it?

I'm happy to have my son, but my wife keeps going on and on about; how amazing it is, how much it hurt, and some weirdo post-pyscho blabbing about how endear life is. Look, females give birth every day. I don't hear some fawn, screaming from the woods about how she just gave birth to a soon to be 11 years first hunting trophy. She wont listen to me because... gasp, I'm a man, and ill never understand the joy and ecstasy of caring around some little free loader for 9 months. Women, give your comments; be like, " look here, I gave birth and now I'm over it." Or something to help me, please.